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Feb. 4th, 2024 09:11 pmContortedly-worded question about chirality, trying hard to avoid superficial assumptions, and in the process making a number of deeper, more damaging ones.
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Dec. 17th, 2023 10:00 pmPassive-aggressive musing about the lack of recent community updates. Disclaimer about not blaming anyone specific.
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Apr. 26th, 2023 05:07 amPoll #28808 Untitled, unanonymized survey
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 8
Informed consent question
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Single radio button with broken survey information link and Javascript widget that activates the button when clicking anywhere in the text including the link
5 (100.0%)
Question with mutually exclusive answers, mysteriously done as checkboxes instead of radio buttons
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Yes.
1 (12.5%)
Maybe.
2 (25.0%)
No.
1 (12.5%)
None of your business.
3 (37.5%)
Green with hot pink polka dots.
6 (75.0%)
Other.
0 (0.0%)
Ambiguous question that calls for an essay answer, but length-limited to a small power of 2
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Apr. 13th, 2023 10:38 amLink to popular website containing content formatted in a fashion familiar to the denizens of this community. (Note that the twist ending led to OP barking like a seal with laughter.)
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Mar. 7th, 2023 05:38 pmContrived, unconvincing, rambling tale about misreading "big-endian" and "little-endian" as "big Indian" and "little Indian".
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Dec. 28th, 2022 11:51 pmConspiracy theory about Snopes.
Misspelled Juvenal quote.
Demand for all community members to drop what they're doing and fact-check every Snopes assertion.
Misspelled Juvenal quote.
Demand for all community members to drop what they're doing and fact-check every Snopes assertion.
Torrent of long, nonsensical entries.
Nov. 26th, 2022 03:02 pmAll contain the word "meow" and come from compromised accounts or just-created accounts with names resembling regulars'.
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Oct. 19th, 2022 10:02 amPoll in all-caps that will make no sense to people not part of the same 2 communities, with a number of checkbox options that may make little sense even to people who are.
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Jun. 15th, 2022 05:43 pmConfused pseudolegal screed conflating the 9th Amendment to the US Constitution, the 9th Circuit court of appeals, article 9 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, the 9th Commandment (which one is unclear), and Beethoven and Dvořák's 9th symphonies.
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May. 7th, 2022 05:49 pmThreadbare, lousy, tired use-vs-reference joke. Smugly condescending expression of premature gratitude for the adulation reaction that joke is bound to cause.
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Apr. 15th, 2022 07:45 pmCritical comparison between the original piano version of 4'33" and the mournful sax transcription, coming down in favor of the latter. Wrily self-deprecating comment about the tricky fingering in bars 39 to 43. Request for advice either mastering it or simplifying it.
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Feb. 11th, 2022 06:53 pmNFT of the lolwut pear. Smug claim of genius-level financial acumen. Demand for performative deference involving hip, thighs, back, and neck muscles.
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Dec. 10th, 2021 04:33 amLong collection of tropes about a text editor left unnamed, some dating back to when a megabyte for several users was a lot of memory.
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Nov. 26th, 2021 08:02 pmAngry complaint about huge overcharging by chain store for recipe, with unlikely details.
Copypasted recipe of unclear provenance.
Demand that it be widely disseminated for revenge.
Copypasted recipe of unclear provenance.
Demand that it be widely disseminated for revenge.
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Nov. 17th, 2021 03:45 amDemand for a worldwide consistent floor numbering scheme, with no attention paid to the practicalities of negotiating implementation.
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Nov. 13th, 2021 08:21 pmAnxious call for help and advice after waking up naked in a bathtub full of crushed ice following a bar date.