weary acceptance of the inevitable

efw @ 2026-04-25T16:18:00

2026-04-25T14:22:06Z

Posted by: pauamma

Suspiciously specific denial of gruesome actions described in absurd detail including time and place of them not being performed.

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Uncritical statement that LLMs are AGI, with no supporting evidence

2026-04-01T20:02:00Z

Posted by: pauamma

Barely coherent, expletive-laden stream of insults and slurs aimed at anyone questioning that assertion.

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Performative anger at the lack of recent entries in this community.

2026-01-09T03:41:30Z

Posted by: pauamma

Demand that members flame each other abundantly for OP's entertainment or face unspecified dire fates. No apparent awareness of admin privilege or power imbalance.

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efw @ 2025-08-18T19:07:00

2025-08-18T17:10:45Z

Posted by: pauamma

Video of adult cat and kitten interacting, with all cat vocalizations removed and replaced by sappy piano music.

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Angry, barely coherent subject line from first-time poster.

2025-05-06T17:39:26Z

Posted by: pauamma

Virulent accusations of anti-grey bigotry, asserting the lack of any pro-grey or anti-yellow community content is proof of same. Statement of intent to report community to unspecified government agency for retaliation. Prediction of swift, well-deserved persecution of community.

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Anniversary

2025-04-02T14:07:14Z

Posted by: pauamma

Link to a 15 year old EFW entry.

Edit claiming the anniversary entry was indeed timely, invoking temporal relastatics as the cause of the apparent lateness.

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Fancy recipe name, bordering on pretentious

2025-01-09T20:40:33Z

Posted by: pauamma

Pages and pages of rambling memories and personal history purporting to illustrate OP's emotional connection with dish.

List of ingredients using units unfamiliar to most of the world.

Wildly underestimated preparation time.

Cooking time only accurate if using a fancy oven.

List of steps, overdetailed in parts and underdetailed in parts.

Invitation to enjoy the result in mangled French.

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Vigorous praise of abugidas.

2024-10-26T18:58:21Z

Posted by: pauamma

Sweary imprecations thrown at alphabets, abjads, syllabaries, and emojis.

No context or explanation.

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efw @ 2024-05-28T15:28:00

2024-05-28T13:30:20Z

Posted by: pauamma

Link to EFW spotted in the wild.

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efw @ 2024-03-13T05:18:00

2024-03-13T04:20:24Z

Posted by: pauamma

Tired pun about the poor state of security at Los Angeles International Airport.

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efw @ 2024-02-04T21:11:00

2024-02-04T20:15:05Z

Posted by: pauamma

Contortedly-worded question about chirality, trying hard to avoid superficial assumptions, and in the process making a number of deeper, more damaging ones.

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efw @ 2023-12-17T22:00:00

2023-12-17T21:03:56Z

Posted by: pauamma

Passive-aggressive musing about the lack of recent community updates. Disclaimer about not blaming anyone specific.

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efw @ 2023-04-26T05:07:00

2023-04-26T03:08:18Z

Posted by: pauamma

View Poll: Untitled, unanonymized survey

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efw @ 2023-04-13T10:38:00

2023-04-13T17:41:05Z

Posted by: kshandra

Link to popular website containing content formatted in a fashion familiar to the denizens of this community. (Note that the twist ending led to OP barking like a seal with laughter.)

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efw @ 2023-03-26T05:26:00

2023-03-26T03:27:25Z

Posted by: pauamma

Incoherent conspiracy screed conflating the Branch Davidians and the Davidian Revolution

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efw @ 2023-03-07T17:38:00

2023-03-07T16:41:18Z

Posted by: pauamma

Contrived, unconvincing, rambling tale about misreading "big-endian" and "little-endian" as "big Indian" and "little Indian".

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efw @ 2022-12-28T23:51:00

2022-12-28T22:57:02Z

Posted by: pauamma

Conspiracy theory about Snopes.

Misspelled Juvenal quote.

Demand for all community members to drop what they're doing and fact-check every Snopes assertion.

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Torrent of long, nonsensical entries.

2022-11-26T14:05:41Z

Posted by: pauamma

All contain the word "meow" and come from compromised accounts or just-created accounts with names resembling regulars'.

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efw @ 2022-11-21T21:56:00

2022-11-22T02:57:49Z

Posted by: tei

callout post for fans of minor-coded Goncharov pairing

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Praise for _The Eye of Argon_

2022-11-05T21:30:00Z

Posted by: pauamma

Paste of poorly OCR'd text of the first chapter.

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efw @ 2022-10-19T10:02:00

2022-10-19T08:05:00Z

Posted by: pauamma

Poll in all-caps that will make no sense to people not part of the same 2 communities, with a number of checkbox options that may make little sense even to people who are.

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efw @ 2022-06-15T17:43:00

2022-06-15T17:53:39Z

Posted by: pauamma

Confused pseudolegal screed conflating the 9th Amendment to the US Constitution, the 9th Circuit court of appeals, article 9 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, the 9th Commandment (which one is unclear), and Beethoven and Dvořák's 9th symphonies.

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efw @ 2022-05-07T17:49:00

2022-05-07T17:51:47Z

Posted by: pauamma

Threadbare, lousy, tired use-vs-reference joke. Smugly condescending expression of premature gratitude for the adulation reaction that joke is bound to cause.

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efw @ 2022-04-15T19:45:00

2022-04-15T20:48:54Z

Posted by: pauamma

Critical comparison between the original piano version of 4'33" and the mournful sax transcription, coming down in favor of the latter. Wrily self-deprecating comment about the tricky fingering in bars 39 to 43. Request for advice either mastering it or simplifying it.

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efw @ 2022-02-11T18:53:00

2022-02-11T17:56:25Z

Posted by: pauamma

NFT of the lolwut pear. Smug claim of genius-level financial acumen. Demand for performative deference involving hip, thighs, back, and neck muscles.

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