Fancy recipe name, bordering on pretentious

[pauamma]

Pages and pages of rambling memories and personal history purporting to illustrate OP's emotional connection with dish.

List of ingredients using units unfamiliar to most of the world.

Wildly underestimated preparation time.

Cooking time only accurate if using a fancy oven.

List of steps, overdetailed in parts and underdetailed in parts.

Invitation to enjoy the result in mangled French.

Comments

[ysobel]

Complaint that recipe didn't work

List of improvements substitutions used, mostly nonsensical if not wildly counterproductive

Long paragraph about expense of chosen supplies

Out-of-focus photo of blobs, which may be commenter's dog refusing to eat result

[pauamma]

Spamvertisement for dog food.

[pauamma]

Snarky trolling reply about PC's failure to read recipe for comprehension. Picture of splendid-looking dish that on closer examination appears to come from major-chain supermarket's frozen dinners section.