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Poll with question calling for essay answer, but only offering radio buttons unrelated to question.

Enthusiastic agreement.

Rue that non-binary poll/survey creation cannot be limited to those who understand poll/survey design and statistical analysis.

Submission of essay written in crayon on butcher paper to nearest Internet.

Aged wet codfish.

Codfish recipes

Bacalao.

Baculum

Assertion that all polls, regardless of subject, should have "cats" as an available choice.

Poll about cruelty to animals, with cats as the only option.

Demand for tickyboxes.

Bad pun.

ASCII art boxes.

Worse pun.

Haiku of disappointment.

Verse pun.

Iambic pentameter slam

Recognition! Off-topic personal query. Asterisked PDA.

TMI answer to personal query and reciprocation of PDA by OP. Whether this is due to mistaken identity is unclear.

Deletion of upthread comment.

Warning against self-serve policing, claiming community rules against same, despite conspicuous lack of any such rule in official posts.

Extended description of the many and varied methods by which the CP is flouncing, and qualities of said flounce. CP repeatedly blames OP then contradictorily claims no offense is meant.

Link to CGI animation of PC flouncing per description.

Earnest request for OP to stop stalking CP. CP does not appear to be aware this exchange is occurring in comments for OP's post. Paranoid remark about IP logging revealing ignorance of what an IP actually is.

Vague reply, pointing out all the different thread participants that are not the OP, without the most cursory examination of the OP's own behavior or responsibility.

All-caps request for mod help regarding OP and OP's friends allegedly "ganging up" on CP.

Demand that all parties involved apologize, kiss, and make up to each other. Pointed comparison to toddlers. No attempt to assign blame or responsibility to any participant, including PC and OP, for their contributions to the situation.

Accusation that mod is "ganging up" with OP. Foot-stomping. Apparent forgetfulness of flounce.

Tired joke involving scoring of footstomping by notional competition judges. Outlier score assigned to judge linked to competitor blogging service.

Noninformative complaint that CP's answer was not available on poll.

Link to FAQ on commenting, offered with no explanation.

Longwinded rant on rudeness, forcing readers to wonder, if CP could type so much on this issue, why not answer the OP's question?

Pointed question per above. Gratuituous aspersions cast on PC's work ethics, or lack thereof.

Flounce.

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