Unwarranted lumping together of anyone who criticizes the cosmetics industry. Characterization of any cosmetics industry critic as opposing it due to animal testing. Railing about the necessity of animal testing in legitimate medical applications. Invocation of the multifarious sins of PETA. Personal blame for lack of quick pharmaceutical cure for all gall bladder disease on PC, because clearly more animal testing would mean it would exist.

Detailed recitation of gall bladder vs. dietary fats symptoms.

Wish to inflict symptoms on PC.

Bilious swearing.