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Post about generously buttered noodles, sprinkled with a quarter-cup of parsley, being the perfect blank canvas for any stew or braise. No explanation or attribution.

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Acrimonious screaming about dietary requirements, with the implication that OP is part of a conspiracy to suppress knowledge of gall bladder disease.

Unapologetic demand that PC educate OP about same. Veiled intimation that if they can't or won't, it doesn't exist and PC shouldn't be taken seriously.

Escalated tone, listing of additional conditions and beliefs that this dish is actually or potentially unsuitable for if made according to the original description. Notable absence of any support for the position, because "you know why".

Entitled whine about lack of willingness by PC to educate OP.

Suggestion to substitute gluten-free noodles if that's what PC prefers, missing the point entirely.

Post insisting that gluten-free everything is an anti-vegetarian conspiracy, because seitan is the perfect protein.

Pronunciation-based attack suggesting that seitan is the literal devil.

Devilled ham joke.

Screaming about pork. There is probably a good point about egregious factory farm practices in there, but there's also a lot of screaming.

Tut-tutting rebuttal of screaming tone, failing to address substance of comment.

Vague, dreamy comment about the delightfulness of real butter and the curse of lactose intolerance, as though risking digestive pyrotechnics in the name of yummies isn't already happening on a near-daily basis.

Call for non-fat separatist movement, ignoring the obvious fact that generally people with lactose intolerance can still digest fats.

Wild misinterpretation of comment as for a separatist movement for non-fat people. Screaming about self worth, body image, (offhand rabid defense of the Oxford comma,) and the cosmetic industrial complex.

Unwarranted lumping together of anyone who criticizes the cosmetics industry. Characterization of any cosmetics industry critic as opposing it due to animal testing. Railing about the necessity of animal testing in legitimate medical applications. Invocation of the multifarious sins of PETA. Personal blame for lack of quick pharmaceutical cure for all gall bladder disease on PC, because clearly more animal testing would mean it would exist.

Detailed recitation of gall bladder vs. dietary fats symptoms.

Wish to inflict symptoms on PC.

Bilious swearing.

Amusement at bilious swearing being the result of a gallbladder deficiency. Perfunctory sympathy.

Insincere sympathy.

Contorted pun about people with partial foot amputation and those who can't stand them.

Comment reiterating that generously buttered noodles, sprinkled with just a quarter-cup of parsley for colour and freshness, are indeed the perfect blank canvas for any stew or braise.

Comment in support of previous comment, acknowledging that generously buttered noodles, sprinkled with just a quarter-cup of parsley for colour and freshness, are indeed the perfect blank canvas for any stew or braise.

Histrionic declaration of intent to stingily butter noodles until stopped by irreversible respiratory arrest.

Amusement. Whether this is at stated intent or PC's eventual demise is unclear.

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