efw | (no subject)

Shameless, sycophantic bootlicking.

Orders!

Instant compliance, with no thought given to possible consequences or applicable laws.

Attempt to derail by claiming to be suffering an entirely imaginary ailment such as Twonk's disease.

Screaming retort.

Suggestion to exercise zygomatici maiores, zygomatici minores, and levatores anguli oris more often and for longer stretches of time.

Threats to go “John Galt.”

Extensive quotes from unrelated book, focusing on mythical bespectacled enemy of Oceania's state ideology. Cause of confusion unclear.

Indication that the PC will miss the CP’s mind, thought, and production when the CP goes Galt.

More confusion. Query about any similarity to going commando.

Sympathy. Suggestion to try truncated Westernized version of South Asian mental and physical discipline. Fabricated anecdata purporting to demonstrate its efficacy.

Flounce.

Narrated scoring of flounce on artistic and technical merits by several judges, ending with traditional outlier score attributed to judge othered for their background for the sake of a tired joke.

Creepy flirting punctuated with broken hyperlinks to dubious Tumblrs.

Mansplaining of lockpicks, punctuated with pictures and diagrams of tumbler locks sawed open and with overwrought innuendo involving keys and keyholes.

Multiple embedded Shia LaBeouf movie trailers.

Incomprehension. Accusation of bullshitting based on loosely grammatical phonetic reinterpretation of actor name. Utterly unwarranted, shameless preening at bilingual pun.

Crudely made Shia LeButt meme

Strongly worded, anonymous demand to consider the welfare of youngsters, by someone obviously lacking a clear notion of welfare or of the need of youngsters in that (or any) respect.

Macro du chat avec les baguettes et le drapeau Tricolore.

Confused query about chopsticks use by cats.

Ten hours of video of famous lockpicking Youtuber.

Claim of harassment, possibly conflating lockpickers and pick-up artists.

Ten more hours of aforementioned lockpicking Youtuber.

Threat to report PC's harassment to their mother, complete with misgendering of PC.

Wine!

Strident demand for mint tea.

Beer!

Repeated demand for mint tea. Additional demand for baklava.

Offer of pie.

Angry refusal. Repetition of prior demands. Additional demand for labneh.

Offer of gelatin.

Horrified refusal. Angry claim that ivermectin is Haram.