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[diego001]

Weird, petty power trip.

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[pauamma]

Shameless, sycophantic bootlicking.

[diego001]

Orders!

[pauamma]

Instant compliance, with no thought given to possible consequences or applicable laws.

[redbird]

Attempt to derail by claiming to be suffering an entirely imaginary ailment such as Twonk's disease.

[diego001]

Screaming retort.

[pauamma]

Sympathy. Suggestion to try truncated Westernized version of South Asian mental and physical discipline. Fabricated anecdata purporting to demonstrate its efficacy.

[pauamma]

Suggestion to exercise zygomatici maiores, zygomatici minores, and levatores anguli oris more often and for longer stretches of time.

[diego001]

Threats to go “John Galt.”

[diego001]

Flounce.

[pauamma]

Narrated scoring of flounce on artistic and technical merits by several judges, ending with traditional outlier score attributed to judge othered for their background for the sake of a tired joke.

[pauamma]

Extensive quotes from unrelated book, focusing on mythical bespectacled enemy of Oceania's state ideology. Cause of confusion unclear.

[diego001]

Indication that the PC will miss the CP’s mind, thought, and production when the CP goes Galt.

[pauamma]

More confusion. Query about any similarity to going commando.

[pinesandmaples]

Creepy flirting punctuated with broken hyperlinks to dubious Tumblrs.

[pauamma]

Mansplaining of lockpicks, punctuated with pictures and diagrams of tumbler locks sawed open and with overwrought innuendo involving keys and keyholes.

[pinesandmaples]

Multiple embedded Shia LaBeouf movie trailers.

[pauamma]

Incomprehension. Accusation of bullshitting based on loosely grammatical phonetic reinterpretation of actor name. Utterly unwarranted, shameless preening at bilingual pun.

[pinesandmaples]

Crudely made Shia LeButt meme

[pauamma]

Strongly worded, anonymous demand to consider the welfare of youngsters, by someone obviously lacking a clear notion of welfare or of the need of youngsters in that (or any) respect.

[diego001]

Wine!

[diego001]

Ten hours of video of famous lockpicking Youtuber.

[diego001]

Macro du chat avec les baguettes et le drapeau Tricolore.

[pauamma]

Confused query about chopsticks use by cats.

[pauamma]

Claim of harassment, possibly conflating lockpickers and pick-up artists.

[pauamma]

Strident demand for mint tea.

[diego001]

Beer!

[diego001]

Ten more hours of aforementioned lockpicking Youtuber.

[pauamma]

Threat to report PC's harassment to their mother, complete with misgendering of PC.

[pauamma]

Repeated demand for mint tea. Additional demand for baklava.

[diego001]

Offer of pie.

[pauamma]

Angry refusal. Repetition of prior demands. Additional demand for labneh.

[diego001]

Offer of gelatin.

[pauamma]

Horrified refusal. Angry claim that ivermectin is Haram.