"Clever" pun

[denise]

Allegedly-funny "news" post from site owner trading upon site culture in such a way as to indicate that they almost, but not quite, get it.

Comments

[tehkittykat]

Demand that site owner implement bugfix or new feature that no one cares about right now.

[elf]

Reply ignoring content of post while claiming initial commenter status.

Edit insisting that initial commenter status existed when comment was begun.

[azurelunatic]

Incredulity at "funny" claims.

Sudden realization of local date. Annoyance about relative timezones and owner using owner's own timezone without consideration for international users who thought they were through with all date-based silliness for the year.

Huffy signoff.

[redbird]

Muttering about the good old days, consisting mostly of RFC numbers and an obscure mention of pigeons.

[(Anonymous)]

Very large picture of a small boat sinking under a large load.

[quinfirefrorefiddle]

Critique of pun. Further critique of pun "humor" in general, and a brief psychological evaluation of the stereotypical pun-employer, completely ignoring content of post and identity of poster.

[fairlight]

Cat macro.

Overused phrase that was funny for fifteen minutes on 4chan sometime last year.

[jd]

Frustration and burnout.

[pauamma]

More puns, including some off-color ones.

[profit]

Long, boring, rambling dissertation about the many ways in which site security fails and has been compromised by advertising, including references to past site controversies and allegations that site's past attempts to censor user-created content were attempts to make the site more attractive to advertisers, including lengthy discussion of ways in which active users' potentially identifying and/or embarrassing information is being collected and used.

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