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[pauamma]

Link to video consisting entirely of guttural grunts, random assorted noises, and hands gestures. Insistence that this is a language regardless of Wikileaks claims. Call for resignation of French government.

Comments

[jmtorres]

Doubtful query that leaves it ambiguous as to whether poster understands this is a joke or not.

[rydra_wong]

Comment intended as reply to completely different post, resulting from absent-minded copy-and-paste of wrong item.

Expression of deepest condolences; offer to write teh sexy pr0n to cheer you up while you recover.

Hasty edit to remove contents of comment!

[pauamma]

Reply to pre-edit comment, whiningbecause pr0n entry is locked.

[pauamma]

Technically correct but uninformative answer. Whether this is deliberate or results from a literal understanding of the query, and (if the former, an attempt at humor or a deliberate insult) is unclear.

[rydra_wong]

Shiftiness. Attempt at deflection.

[jmtorres]

Incensed and excessively lengthy defense of the French president, whom the poster appears to believe is Jacques Costeau. Comment continues to fail to indicate comprehension or lack clearly. In the middle of rant, completely unrelated parenthetical aside regarding commenter's mother's crush on Gerard Depardieu.

[pinesandmaples]

French Gibberish comment with poor grammar.

[redbird]

Insistence that the French government is not the issue, and that the Canadian government must be overthrown immediately in the interests of minority language speakers.

Apparent uncertainty as to which languages are spoken where, and of Canadian independence.

[pinesandmaples]

De facto geography lessons substituting internet rumor for fact.

[azurelunatic]

Correction of grammar. No acknowledgment that comment is in fact gibberish.

[pinesandmaples]

Insistence that grammar is correct. Tenuous distant connection to native speaker established. Inference that proximity equals authoritative understanding.

[pauamma]

Homophobic rant against Jacques Cousteau. Whether the homosexuality assumption comes from his freqent use of tight-fitting neoprene suits or from confusion with Jean Cocteau is unclear.

[pauamma]

Insistence.

[pauamma]

Link to picture of Northern Africa and the Middle East map, with Egypt and Iraq swapped.

[pauamma]

Obvious pun about Iraq being in de Nile about WMD.

[rydra_wong]

Over-complicated and lengthy explanation that the pr0n must be kept locked and access only granted to a select, heavily-vetted few because of stalkers. Plagiarizing stalkers. PLAGIARIZING NINJA STALKERS.

Inappropriate smiley :)

[pauamma]

Spelling rant about Irak vs. Iraq.

[pauamma]

Screed attributing a yearning for freedom to abstract concepts. Segues into accusation of hypocrisy flung at Dreamwidth owners, despite their complete lack of official or personal involvement in the dispute.

[pauamma]

Link to Ethnologue entry indicating where Kannada is spoken. Self-congratyulation for ability to pry relevant information out of search engines.

[pauamma]

Gibberish in Russian.