Call for peace!

[zvi]

Unsubtle insults of mods as lacking integrity and intelligence. Disclaimer of all responsibility for participation in precipitating events. Detailed description of other parties' responsibilities for the strife.

Comments

[spiralsheep]

Protestation that the mods don't behave that way in real life.

[rho]

Offensive statement followed by "no offence intended".

[spiralsheep]

Inevitable taking of offence, but for imagined slight instead of actual contents of offensive comment.

[forthwritten]

Mild confusion and request for further information.

Postscript enquiring after the health of OP's mother.

[zvi]

Furious denouncement. Promise to lock out because of broken lock.

Response detailing TMI about mother.

[forthwritten]

Arch response with side-order of bafflement.

[diego001.livejournal.com]

An offer PC can't refuse.

[elf]

Insistence that mods have prerogative to decide appropriate behavior in their comm. Denial of any bias in past mod decisions. Gratuitous obsequiousity. Blatant plea to join mod team; veiled implication of potential future bannings of undesirable comm members.

[forthwritten]

Strenuous denial of existence of modly cabal.

Hint that membership of mod team may be influenced by production of baked goods.

[elf]

Pointless whinging about lack of cooking skills.

Query about potential substitution of purchased chocolate and alcoholic beverages in tall bottles.

[forthwritten]

Enthusiastic acceptance.

Hesitation over offering membership of mod team. Admittance of evening wine consumption. Acknowledgement of obvious pun.

[elf]

Bafflement about pun.

ETA: admission of having googled and now understanding pun. Fawning declaration that mod team is clever and funny. Statement of intent to deliver aforementioned goodies; overt attempt to gain RL contact info.

[forthwritten]

Unjustified paranoia as to commentator's intents.

[elf]

Protestation of innocence and pure motives.

[ysabel]

Offer of brownies. Ambiguity as to contents of brownies, leading to double entendre.

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Spaced out comment indicating that these brownies are great and, like, wow, man.

[ysobel]

Snide comment that tangentially relates to one of the points brought up and is otherwise offtopic, but indicates a great amount of personal offense taken by commenter.

[ysabel]

Pondering that PC's username and CP's username are remarkably similar.

CP resisting the desire to gank all of PC's icons.

[owl]

Off-topic linkspam.

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Shrieks asserting that the moderators are doing a fantastic job.