Insincerely cheeful salutation, punctuated by excessive exclamation points

[quinfirefrorefiddle]

Brief introduction of self, consisting primarily of age, appropriately-vague-for-internet-safety location and gender.  Obligatory reference to recent dw_news post, and the community recommendations within.  (Whimsical aside lampooning Livejournal's Terms of Service as a "just-folks" method of establishing in-group connections.)  Declaration of intent to interact frequently and meaningfully with fellow community members, in order to achieve a bucolic level of of fellowship as soon as possible, with a misspelling buried in the middle.

Fluffy bunny sign-off, involving American- and hetero-centric assumptions.

(no subject)

[redbird]

Attempt at self-description before breakfast, which fails. Reference to the weather instead. Digression about global warming deniers.

Realization that it is, in fact, too early for this. Decision not to hit cancel.