Insincerely cheeful salutation, punctuated by excessive exclamation points

[quinfirefrorefiddle]

Brief introduction of self, consisting primarily of age, appropriately-vague-for-internet-safety location and gender.  Obligatory reference to recent dw_news post, and the community recommendations within.  (Whimsical aside lampooning Livejournal's Terms of Service as a "just-folks" method of establishing in-group connections.)  Declaration of intent to interact frequently and meaningfully with fellow community members, in order to achieve a bucolic level of of fellowship as soon as possible, with a misspelling buried in the middle.

Fluffy bunny sign-off, involving American- and hetero-centric assumptions.

Comments

[rydra_wong]

Patronizing expression of welcome, undermined by statement of hopes that the community will not go downhill because of the rush of n00bs coming in from the dw_news post.

[pauamma]

Not-so-fond reminiscence of cause and result of sudden influx in similarly named community elsesite.

[quinfirefrorefiddle]

Insistence on own special-snowflake-ness as a talisman against said result. Mention of having earned internet chops, unlike presumed nature of n00bs feared by above poster. Random insult to the Twilight series- copied verbatim from Twilight in Fifteen Minutes, without citation- as a method of establishing said chops and in an attempt to gain in-group status.

Vaguely self-congratulatory use of first person plural pronouns while discussing potential future n00b appearances.

[pauamma]

Selective quoting from PC's journal and from google search on PC's username, carefully ordered to put PC under the worst possible light.

[john]

Basic level of welcome motivated more by interest in the community and Dreamwidth than by interest in OP.

[quinfirefrorefiddle]

Perfunctory thanks.

Incorrect identification of character in icon. Admiration of same.

[pauamma]

Spam asking for help with conservative propaganda.

[ysabel]

Polite but firm pointing out of American- and hetero-centric assumptions. Welcoming statement to soften it a bit.