Angry dismissal of Snopes co-owner for crowdfunding legal defense despite huge money stash doubtlessly earned providing a free Internet service. Unwarranted accusation of enabling misogyny aimed at PC.
Pseudolegal threat of lawsuit for defamation per se, with additional misunderstood, unsubstantiated charges thrown in. Dubious claim of close friendship with famous lawyer in notional pseudo-Catholic garb.
Mocking commentary citing wikipedia. Amusement at frothing of PC. (Public parenthetical musing of whether to begin long story in the style of a semi-famous LJ author with which she often shuts down trolls. Posted poll as to whether this should be attempted.)
Pitifully unsuccessful attempt at ballot-stuffing the poll followed by reporting of same for intent to harm kittens.
Tangential defense of trolls and attack of PC and LJ celebrity based on misunderstood Old Norse mythology, citing tales collected centuries after general conversion to Christianity as solid evidence.
Fifteen paragraph long discussion of Suchomimus and various crocodylomorphs that were co-temporally located. In-depth exploration of various species of fish and lizard types that the crocodillians and aquatic dinosaurids of the period might have eaten. Tongue-in-cheek mention of consumption of tuna with aside that of course they were not in this historical time frame but are an interesting point of reference with which to compare the other ichtyids of the time. Pointed reference to a famous movie about dinosaurs and why its portrayal of Spinosaurus was likely incorrect. Multiple references to actual published scientific commentary.
Amused sign off with a comment about needing to make dinner, but more to come when there's time.
Etymological fallacy rant about the impossibility of crocodylomorphs and crocodyliforms being distinct clades.
Speculation about the amount of kittens in Suchomimus diet, with crudely photoshopped picture of half a kitten sticking out of the mouth of a readily identifiable modern salt-water crocodile invoked as clear evidence of that possibility.
Young-Earth conspiracy theory conflating Suchomimus and Simosuchus, with a map of the Southeast coast of Africa and the Western Indian Ocean showing Madagascar and Zanzibar swapped.
Complete disregard of comment, continued discussion of Suchomimus breathing with nose submerged below water vs. current crocoodilian behavior due to nostrils being positioned at the end of the snout. Discussion of dentata, including relative benefits of spade shape vs. cone shape. Musings on dentata of creatures not known to indulge in piscene diets, but with similarly shaped teeth.
Entitled, sputtering anger at disregard. Vocal demand for debate on the merits. Meme of person sitting at table outdoors with sign inviting to same, flipped vertically for some reason, thus making sign very hard to read.
Discussion of what form a Suchomimus' bite would take out of a placard, and speculation of whether or not Suchomimi would form a collaborative pack at any point, or whether they were completely solitary hunters. Concern as to whether or not consumption of inebriated fish might result in drunk dinosaurs. Digression into the fact that hamsters are complete lushes, return to commentary on relative merits of attention vs. obscurity with regards to ambush predatory tactics.
Links to various articles discussing how drunk it is possible to get various animals, and the fact that pigs are used for research into alchoholism. Discussion of the lack of scientific papers regarding drunk crocodiles. Musings on whether or not mead occurred prior to the evolution of humanity, given bees co-evolution with flowering plants. Frustration over lack of data as to when honey became a thing.
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Date: 2021-11-26 09:01 pm (UTC)Tangential defense of trolls and attack of PC and LJ celebrity based on misunderstood Old Norse mythology, citing tales collected centuries after general conversion to Christianity as solid evidence.
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Date: 2021-11-26 09:23 pm (UTC)Amused sign off with a comment about needing to make dinner, but more to come when there's time.
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Date: 2021-11-26 10:41 pm (UTC)Etymological fallacy rant about the impossibility of crocodylomorphs and crocodyliforms being distinct clades.
Speculation about the amount of kittens in Suchomimus diet, with crudely photoshopped picture of half a kitten sticking out of the mouth of a readily identifiable modern salt-water crocodile invoked as clear evidence of that possibility.
Young-Earth conspiracy theory conflating Suchomimus and Simosuchus, with a map of the Southeast coast of Africa and the Western Indian Ocean showing Madagascar and Zanzibar swapped.
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Date: 2021-11-26 11:44 pm (UTC)Doxxing attempt.
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