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Attempt at self-description before breakfast, which fails. Reference to the weather instead. Digression about global warming deniers.

Realization that it is, in fact, too early for this. Decision not to hit cancel.

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List of typos in original post, containing a correct-but-obscure use of "affect" and a comma splice error.

Snarky comment about commenter's own grammatical error, and going into a diatribe about the decline of the English language, meaning to aim the words at the OP, but sounding more like he's trolling.

Idle recollections of a hated elementary-school grammar teacher. Detailed description of her voice, hair style, and manner of dress.

Resentful comment about the comparative difficulty of French grammar. Misspelled French sigh-off in italics.

Attempt to respond in either French or Spanish, which fails because poster cannot remember the word for "sentence" in either of those languages, and expects her nephew to laugh at her bad French. Mutterings about the educational system, designed to hide the fact that the poster was never taught French.

Irrelevant quote from Shakespeare.

Cursory dismissal of Shakespeare as irrelevant to postmodernism, probably caused by ignorance and misunderstanding of both Shakespeare and postmodernism.

Tangentially relevant cat macro.

Math pun

Obligatory XKCD reference.

Instafilk about commas.

Expression of admiration for poetic chops.

Falsely modest, passive-aggressive thanks.

Overly chipper, gregarious, and trite response. Virtual embraces from total stranger. Anecdote about pet. Smiley faces.

Short list of valid points in the deniers' stance. Reference to article recently read, no link included. Promise to include link once location changes. Apologies.

Expression of welcome to the community and relief that self isn't the only new person. Expression of joy at community being mirrored.

Expression of admiration for OP's icon.

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