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[redbird]

Attempt at self-description before breakfast, which fails. Reference to the weather instead. Digression about global warming deniers.

Realization that it is, in fact, too early for this. Decision not to hit cancel.

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[redbird]

Attempt to respond in either French or Spanish, which fails because poster cannot remember the word for "sentence" in either of those languages, and expects her nephew to laugh at her bad French. Mutterings about the educational system, designed to hide the fact that the poster was never taught French.

Irrelevant quote from Shakespeare.

[pauamma]

Cursory dismissal of Shakespeare as irrelevant to postmodernism, probably caused by ignorance and misunderstanding of both Shakespeare and postmodernism.

[forthwritten]

Tangentially relevant cat macro.

[pauamma]

Math pun