Doomed attempt at coercion

[rydra_wong]

Plaintive reference to lack of activity in comm. Self-consciously hearty and artificial exhortation of community members to pull together and post more!!!

Reminiscence about good old days of comm. Veiled references to all the work OP has done on behalf of the comm and lack of social reward thereof, revealing that OP has been keeping a mental list.

Disturbing undertones of resentment and obsession, accentuated by emoticons :-) ;) :)

ETA: Belated edit to correct spelling mistake in preceding sentence. Attribution of blame to heavy medication. Failure to indicate whether this is intended seriously or not. Additional emoticon: :D

Comments

[pauamma]

Mallet blow to PC's head.

[onyxlynx]

Puzzled expression as to singling out of innocent British police constable, who might prefer a few sets of battledore and shuttlecock.

Further bemusement on recalling that battledore and shuttlecock is a precursor to badminton.

Playful consideration of tennis anyone.