Misleading, kinda witty, pseudo-scientific headline

[pauamma]

Sensationalist announcement of upcoming paper in animal psychology.

Incorrect restatement of paper's abstract.

Irrelevant, mangled quote of one of the authors, with blatant misspelling of their name.

Attempt to either make a show of balanced reporting or cause controversy by mentioning alternate interpretation of experiments, not taken seriously but all but a fringe of the mainstream establishment in that discipline.

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[jmtorres]

Link to article in respected newspaper, accessible only with password, without any descriptive text.

[pauamma]

Link to bugmenot entry for said newspaper.

[pauamma]

Questioning of objectivity of said newspaper. Unsupported assertions of substantial investment from Big Pharma, Big Oil, Big Guns, and Big Boobs.