weary acceptance of the inevitable

Threadbare, lousy, tired use-vs-reference joke. Smugly condescending expression of premature gratitude for the adulation reaction that joke is bound to cause.

NFT of the lolwut pear. Smug claim of genius-level financial acumen. Demand for performative deference involving hip, thighs, back, and neck muscles.

Angry complaint about huge overcharging by chain store for recipe, with unlikely details.

Copypasted recipe of unclear provenance.

Demand that it be widely disseminated for revenge.

Anxious call for help and advice after waking up naked in a bathtub full of crushed ice following a bar date.

Painstainkingly detailed criticism of a recent example article, discussing overall newsworthiness of the subject matter, relevance of material included, relevance of material omitted, use and abuse of details, and assaults on English and common sense.

Undirected screaming accusation, delivered without context in a phone call, of killing someone named Mabel.

Gratuitous Pokémon reference in a Twitter discussion, without context or explanation, and completely oblivious that not all will be familiar with that subculture.

Righteous rant against property damage by airlines.

Conflates the Warsaw Pact and the Warsaw Convention.

30 years out of date dictionary rant about misuse of the word "hacker" to mean "phreak" or "cracker", conveniently ignoring that even old-style hackers wouldn't hold it beneath them to forge keys from blanks to enter restricted areas at night in search of interesting documents.